indie rock pete, otakate : i disagree with your bad taste in music- -but i respect your right to be wrong. i know those words, but i've never heard them in that order. that's what we used to say before going straight to death threats with everything. oh my god, you're so old!

It's Great to be Wrong

It was a simpler time. The early internet. Where we could disagree, but only sometimes threaten to kill one another.

Ooh, a new mug!

– @rstevens



indie rock pete, otakate : music was better when i was a kid. really? prove it. if it wasn't, why did we all pay for it? because you didn't have internet. we had internet! i'm indie rock pete, not disco dial-up dave. then why wasn't your music free? how else were we supposed to exclude people from enjoying it?

These Discs Were Compact, Once

Eight words you never want to hear: Music was better when I was a kid.

– @rstevens



maura, nipples the bear, indie rock pete : nipples the bear! long time, no see. hey, no fair! i've got nipples of my own! how come that gets to be his brand? eww, gross!you said

A Dual-Pronged Attack

There is only one truly gross thing in this world... brands.

– @rstevens



csstine, pale suzie : holding coffee, outside, sunshine, horns, bat wings, ugh! it's too hot for coffee. how dare you. summer is miserable enough already. of course you're miserable! you've chosen nature over caffeine. isn't coffee part of nature? not the way i use it.

Temperate Climates

Hot coffee in the summer, never, ever a bummer.

– @rstevens



maura, electron mike : stop ruining my childhood! i did what now? those movies defined my childhood. stop changing them on me! those movies were my childhood. so, you didn't actually have your own childhood?

Ghostbust Me a River

I've got one rule of thumb when it comes to growing up: Movies are not your childhood.

– @rstevens



maura, electron mike : i like your shelves of sex toys! they're not sex toys! they're action figures! action figures? stop having impure thoughts about my toys! your fully articulated toys? why do people keep retroactively ruining childhood.

Fully Articulating

Action figures are the new sex toys.

– @rstevens



torpor, suzie : holding coffee torpor not care if torpor can get drugs high from the coffee. torpor want learn to make coffee to be better friend! you mean you want me to owe you a favor? if by

Clear Motivations

Making coffee for others is the highest form of friendship.

– @rstevens



torpor, suzie : holding coffee may torpor please try coffee, suzie lady? you can, but it won't work on you. why does coffee hate torpor? coffee doesn't hate you, little buddy. hooray! torpor love coffee! but you've never even tried coffee. torpor not need coffee to feel love. yeah, you definitely don't drink coffee.

The Chemical-Free Life

Poor Torpor. Cursed to live in a world where coffee doesn't work.

– @rstevens



csstine, library anne : holding a book, what's the big deal about analog books? all the other content you consume is digital! uuuurrrggggghhh the truth hurts, eh? what hurts is you just called my favorite book

Content Content Content

My least favorite word? Definitely content. Gross.

– @rstevens



csstine, library anne : holding a book, reading, whoa! is that a vinyl book?! paper. it's a paper book. i hear those have a warmer, fuller sound. compared to a dropped tablet shattering? how do gifs work on there? exactly how gifs in novels should work. how many books can you fit on there? only one, but you actually finish reading it.

Words by the Slice

I swear to you, I saw a REAL PAPER BOOK yesterday!

PS:

– @rstevens



electron mike, clango : holding phone, charging cord, thanks for letting me charge my phone off your butt! no problem. it's my pleasure! does it still count as doing me a favor if you enjoy it? all are entitled to their fair share of the glorious natural resources in my butt!

By the Mighty Power of BUTTS

The greatest power on Earth is BUTTS. You know it and I know it.

PS:

– @rstevens



lord taco-puss, pale suzie : you're a good kitty, lord taco puss. mew mew mew no one asked your opinion, food beast! i am cat! i am beyond such puny human concepts as good and evil! just the sweetest little kitty i know! mew!

BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL

FEAR! Thy name is TACO PUSS. You're lucky I speak cat or you'd be in trouble.

– @rstevens



csstine, lord taco-puss, pale suzie : bloody shirt cat rubbing purr purr aww, how sweet! the kitty rubs you because he considers you a friend! fart purr mmm that means he'd regret eating you if you died!

Marked For Friendship

The thing about cat ownership is that it doesn't work in the direction you think.

– @rstevens



maura, holding coffee pot, r2-d2 : r2-d2! you gorgeous cylinder of metal i assign male pronouns to. the most useful droid in the universe. so good to see you! angry musical notes me? only acting friendly because i want something? i'm hurt! but since you're already here, i'd love a refill. *squirt*

Caffstromech

There's only one robot I trust to make me coffee, and it's R2-D2.

– @rstevens



csstine, maura, holding coffee pot : what happens when a pot of coffee is no longer enough? will you resort to jugs? vats? tankards? will it take whole jacuzzis to slake your thirst? i'll just drink a second pot. where's the poetry in that? i'm only here to lengthen the time between headaches.

Pots Upon Pots

Coffee by the pot, it's the only way to drink it.

– @rstevens



csstine, maura, holding coffee pot : how many cups of coffee do you drink in a day? what's a

I'll Just Have a Pot

I wish this wasn't autobiographical, but I usually drink coffee this way. You would too, if you had my accursed magic blood.

– @rstevens



john stamos kitten, mirror, clango : mew! mew! mew! mew! mew! mew!  silly kitty! you're replying to your own tweets again. murr hissss! you want me to slide into my own what?!

All the World's a Tweet Storm

If I know one thing about cats who use Twitter- they're rude as hell. That's why I like them.

– @rstevens



otakate, csstine : what's your least favorite word? mine is

Night of the Homophone

HEY HUMANS! What's your least favorite word? Mine is "feels."

– @rstevens



otakate, pale suzie, gamer gabe, blood, lightsaber : suzie! i love the red in your hair. is it natural? please mercy what a lovely day! vworrp does natural selection count?

Natural Coloring

Oh, Suzie. You bloody scamp. Just a little call back to this family-friendly comic to round out the week.

– @rstevens



indie rock pete, menace-11, open mouth wide : i have thoughts about politics! and i can tell by your silence that you're super interested! smiles

Politics Time!

Gosh, I can't wait to hear your opinions on politics, people of Facebook!

– @rstevens



torpor, roger the cat, litter box, joe biden : hello, kitty! how is your buttsy little bottom? mew? torpor will just stand here and wait for you to poop so torpor  can immediately scoop it up! to scoopy the poopy is torpor's passion! one month later wow! tv's joe biden! please accept this medal for being the world's greatest youtube comment moderator

COMMENTS

Want to live a long, successful life on the internet? Make sure to never, ever read the comments. On anything.

seriously please don't

– @rstevens



pale suzie, maura : i just realized you're covered in blood. that's ok! it's not mine. wearing headphones isn't enough to stop random dudes from bugging me anymore. ooh, life hack!

Portents of Doom

It's usually easier to prevent a conflict from happening in advance than actually having to fight someone.

– @rstevens



pale suzie, maura, klingon : star trek question- yes, data had the firmest rump! if starfleet served synthehol instead of alcohol, what does that mean for coffee? is it all decaf? Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! it is a good day to die!

Haters and Replicators

Coffee is too important to risk to replicators... the Keurigs of space.

– @rstevens



gamer gabe, pale suzie : ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee MOMENTS AGO... you should smile more.

An Equal and Opposite Reaction

This might be the last we see of Gamer Gabe for a while.

– @rstevens



SECRET SHIRT DO NOT CLICK



indie rock pete, otakate : i disagree with your bad taste in music- -but i respect your right to be wrong. i know those words, but i've never heard them in that order. that's what we used to say before going straight to death threats with everything. oh my god, you're so old!

It's Great to be Wrong

It was a simpler time. The early internet. Where we could disagree, but only sometimes threaten to kill one another.

Ooh, a new mug!

– @rstevens


indie rock pete, otakate : music was better when i was a kid. really? prove it. if it wasn't, why did we all pay for it? because you didn't have internet. we had internet! i'm indie rock pete, not disco dial-up dave. then why wasn't your music free? how else were we supposed to exclude people from enjoying it?

These Discs Were Compact, Once

Eight words you never want to hear: Music was better when I was a kid.

– @rstevens


maura, nipples the bear, indie rock pete : nipples the bear! long time, no see. hey, no fair! i've got nipples of my own! how come that gets to be his brand? eww, gross!you said

A Dual-Pronged Attack

There is only one truly gross thing in this world... brands.

– @rstevens


csstine, pale suzie : holding coffee, outside, sunshine, horns, bat wings, ugh! it's too hot for coffee. how dare you. summer is miserable enough already. of course you're miserable! you've chosen nature over caffeine. isn't coffee part of nature? not the way i use it.

Temperate Climates

Hot coffee in the summer, never, ever a bummer.

– @rstevens


maura, electron mike : stop ruining my childhood! i did what now? those movies defined my childhood. stop changing them on me! those movies were my childhood. so, you didn't actually have your own childhood?

Ghostbust Me a River

I've got one rule of thumb when it comes to growing up: Movies are not your childhood.

– @rstevens


maura, electron mike : i like your shelves of sex toys! they're not sex toys! they're action figures! action figures? stop having impure thoughts about my toys! your fully articulated toys? why do people keep retroactively ruining childhood.

Fully Articulating

Action figures are the new sex toys.

– @rstevens


torpor, suzie : holding coffee torpor not care if torpor can get drugs high from the coffee. torpor want learn to make coffee to be better friend! you mean you want me to owe you a favor? if by

Clear Motivations

Making coffee for others is the highest form of friendship.

– @rstevens


torpor, suzie : holding coffee may torpor please try coffee, suzie lady? you can, but it won't work on you. why does coffee hate torpor? coffee doesn't hate you, little buddy. hooray! torpor love coffee! but you've never even tried coffee. torpor not need coffee to feel love. yeah, you definitely don't drink coffee.

The Chemical-Free Life

Poor Torpor. Cursed to live in a world where coffee doesn't work.

– @rstevens


csstine, library anne : holding a book, what's the big deal about analog books? all the other content you consume is digital! uuuurrrggggghhh the truth hurts, eh? what hurts is you just called my favorite book

Content Content Content

My least favorite word? Definitely content. Gross.

– @rstevens


csstine, library anne : holding a book, reading, whoa! is that a vinyl book?! paper. it's a paper book. i hear those have a warmer, fuller sound. compared to a dropped tablet shattering? how do gifs work on there? exactly how gifs in novels should work. how many books can you fit on there? only one, but you actually finish reading it.

Words by the Slice

I swear to you, I saw a REAL PAPER BOOK yesterday!

PS:

– @rstevens


electron mike, clango : holding phone, charging cord, thanks for letting me charge my phone off your butt! no problem. it's my pleasure! does it still count as doing me a favor if you enjoy it? all are entitled to their fair share of the glorious natural resources in my butt!

By the Mighty Power of BUTTS

The greatest power on Earth is BUTTS. You know it and I know it.

PS:

– @rstevens


lord taco-puss, pale suzie : you're a good kitty, lord taco puss. mew mew mew no one asked your opinion, food beast! i am cat! i am beyond such puny human concepts as good and evil! just the sweetest little kitty i know! mew!

BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL

FEAR! Thy name is TACO PUSS. You're lucky I speak cat or you'd be in trouble.

– @rstevens


csstine, lord taco-puss, pale suzie : bloody shirt cat rubbing purr purr aww, how sweet! the kitty rubs you because he considers you a friend! fart purr mmm that means he'd regret eating you if you died!

Marked For Friendship

The thing about cat ownership is that it doesn't work in the direction you think.

– @rstevens


maura, holding coffee pot, r2-d2 : r2-d2! you gorgeous cylinder of metal i assign male pronouns to. the most useful droid in the universe. so good to see you! angry musical notes me? only acting friendly because i want something? i'm hurt! but since you're already here, i'd love a refill. *squirt*

Caffstromech

There's only one robot I trust to make me coffee, and it's R2-D2.

– @rstevens


csstine, maura, holding coffee pot : what happens when a pot of coffee is no longer enough? will you resort to jugs? vats? tankards? will it take whole jacuzzis to slake your thirst? i'll just drink a second pot. where's the poetry in that? i'm only here to lengthen the time between headaches.

Pots Upon Pots

Coffee by the pot, it's the only way to drink it.

– @rstevens


csstine, maura, holding coffee pot : how many cups of coffee do you drink in a day? what's a

I'll Just Have a Pot

I wish this wasn't autobiographical, but I usually drink coffee this way. You would too, if you had my accursed magic blood.

– @rstevens


john stamos kitten, mirror, clango : mew! mew! mew! mew! mew! mew!  silly kitty! you're replying to your own tweets again. murr hissss! you want me to slide into my own what?!

All the World's a Tweet Storm

If I know one thing about cats who use Twitter- they're rude as hell. That's why I like them.

– @rstevens


otakate, csstine : what's your least favorite word? mine is

Night of the Homophone

HEY HUMANS! What's your least favorite word? Mine is "feels."

– @rstevens


otakate, pale suzie, gamer gabe, blood, lightsaber : suzie! i love the red in your hair. is it natural? please mercy what a lovely day! vworrp does natural selection count?

Natural Coloring

Oh, Suzie. You bloody scamp. Just a little call back to this family-friendly comic to round out the week.

– @rstevens


indie rock pete, menace-11, open mouth wide : i have thoughts about politics! and i can tell by your silence that you're super interested! smiles

Politics Time!

Gosh, I can't wait to hear your opinions on politics, people of Facebook!

– @rstevens


torpor, roger the cat, litter box, joe biden : hello, kitty! how is your buttsy little bottom? mew? torpor will just stand here and wait for you to poop so torpor  can immediately scoop it up! to scoopy the poopy is torpor's passion! one month later wow! tv's joe biden! please accept this medal for being the world's greatest youtube comment moderator

COMMENTS

Want to live a long, successful life on the internet? Make sure to never, ever read the comments. On anything.

seriously please don't

– @rstevens


pale suzie, maura : i just realized you're covered in blood. that's ok! it's not mine. wearing headphones isn't enough to stop random dudes from bugging me anymore. ooh, life hack!

Portents of Doom

It's usually easier to prevent a conflict from happening in advance than actually having to fight someone.

– @rstevens


pale suzie, maura, klingon : star trek question- yes, data had the firmest rump! if starfleet served synthehol instead of alcohol, what does that mean for coffee? is it all decaf? Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! it is a good day to die!

Haters and Replicators

Coffee is too important to risk to replicators... the Keurigs of space.

– @rstevens


gamer gabe, pale suzie : ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee MOMENTS AGO... you should smile more.

An Equal and Opposite Reaction

This might be the last we see of Gamer Gabe for a while.

– @rstevens




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