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        <title>Diesel Sweeties webcomic by rstevens</title>
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            <title>Less Randomness, More Access</title>
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<p>Obligatory Daft Punk comic!</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:13 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Believe What You Will</title>
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<p>I'm not convinced in the slightest.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:40:13 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Waiting with Incubated Breath</title>
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<p>What's your favorite part of science?</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 23:27:36 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Mitochondriacs</title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:58:37 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Bacon Extensions</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p>Just FYI- <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/baconcoin-shirt-from-warren-ellis">Baconcoin</a> and <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/im-not-unemployed-im-nsfw-shirt">NSFW shirts</a> are sticking around until Friday. I'm still ordering and shipping like normal.</p>

<p>Some of the Science Gangsters and NSFW shirts came in already. More are on the way soon!</p>

<p><a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/t-shirts"><img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/lj/sciencegangstertumblrFRONT.gif" border="0" alt="warren ellis shirts"/></a></p>



<p><a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/im-not-unemployed-im-nsfw-shirt"><img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/lj/nsfwshirt800.gif" alt="not unemployed, NSFW shirt"/></a></p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:24:24 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Liquid Perspective</title>
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<p>Tonight’s comic shows you just how well I understand beer.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 23:14:50 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Yeast Common Denominator</title>
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<p>Pretty happy with the acting in tonight’s comic. G’night, my chums and buckaroos.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 23:45:54 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Theories Too Expensive To Test</title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:26:45 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Hope Chest</title>
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<p>Tonight’s comic has left me pooped.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 23:58:47 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Handsome Lads Support Group</title>
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<p>Just out of curiosity, what are folks who use Google Reader migrating over to? Drop me a line on <a href="https://plus.google.com/111834327348480709114/posts/DGdaAzvGFcx">Google+</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/rstevens">Twitter</a> or email. ( rstevens AT mac.com )</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 23:37:26 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Washout</title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 23:54:23 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>New Shirts From Warren &amp; Ariana &amp; Me</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p><p><strong>I have a couple great t-shirt announcements for you:</strong></p>

<p><p><img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/lj/warrencollection.gif" alt="warren ellis shirts"/></p>

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<p><p>First! I've got a couple new designs from posthuman wunderkinds <a href="http://www.warrenellis.com/">Warren Ellis</a> and <a href="http://gplus.to/ariana">Ariana</a>. <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/science-gangster-shirt-from-warren-ellis">Science Gangster</a> and <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/baconcoin-shirt-from-warren-ellis">Baconcoin</a> are both up for preorder now. I hope to do more shirts with these two delightful droids.</p>

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<p><p>I'm also doing a one-week reprint of an old favorite, the <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/im-not-unemployed-im-nsfw-shirt">"I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt.</a> (NSFW)</p>

<p><p><a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/im-not-unemployed-im-nsfw-shirt"><img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/lj/nsfwshirt800.gif" alt="not unemployed, NSFW shirt"/></a></p>


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            <pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 23:50:56 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Wanton Maturity</title>
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<p>The tiniest huge leap of all.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 23:30:35 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Emotional Armor</title>
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<p>Tonight’s comic is pun-gent.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 00:27:02 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Team of Rivals</title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 00:32:41 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Meeting Potential Investors</title>
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<p>Tonight's comic has a sound business plan.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 00:09:59 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Internet Startup Pitch Theater</title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 00:49:43 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Social Norms</title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:09:24 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Through A Glass Dorkily</title>
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<p>I kinda want to try Google Glass, but I'd also want to disguise it somehow so no one knew I had it.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:32:15 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Good Self-Esteemroller</title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:20:36 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Set Phasers To Internal Conflict</title>
            <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/3312</link>
            <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/strips/sw3312.png" alt="a cumberbatch of mixed feelings about star trek" />]]></description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:16:17 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Perversely Inverted</title>
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<p>Be yourself. Everyone else sucks at it.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:22:00 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Competitive Advantage</title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:54:54 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Scrape my Framework Dot Org</title>
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<p>Be warned: tonight’s comic might be kind of nerdy.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 00:27:48 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>And Humans Can Poop Metaphorically</title>
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<p>Tonight’s comic explores the slim difference between cats and humans.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:45:25 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Glittery Balls of Justice</title>
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<p>I need to stop letting Daft Punk take over my every waking thought.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:17:00 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Logical In Retrospect</title>
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<p>Watch what you say. Never know who's listening.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:59:15 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Melty Plus Crunchy Equals Good</title>
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<p><a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/3305">Tonight’s comic</a> was made using substitute ingredients.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:10:54 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Three Weeks Later</title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:25:36 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>$6.66 T-Shirt Scorched Earth!</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p>Psst! I need to make some more space. <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/scorched-earth-doom-zone">These shirts are $6.66 until they run out</a>, or Monday, whichever comes first.</p>

<p>There are Lucky Kitties, Gigi Zeitgeists, Roll up the Rim To Win, Pac-Math and more...</p>

<p>Terraforming a small warehouse is fun work. Increasing my floorspace with an eye towards building a nicer laboratory that I can invite friends into is a slow but rewarding project.</p>

<p><a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/scorched-earth-doom-zone"><img src="http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/9762/products/pacmath800_large.png?161" alt="pac math"/></a></p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:12:10 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Prime Motivator</title>
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<p>Tonight's comic contains a Valid Concern.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:53:31 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>A Hole in Your Wholly Reasonable Reasoning</title>
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<p>Tonight’s comic contains rules for surviving as an artist.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:43:15 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Bondage Has Never Been So Full of Nutrition- or This Fun!</title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 00:03:23 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Increased Tolerance</title>
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<p>Pizza.</p>

<p>Beware.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:22:48 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Imagination Defenestration</title>
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<p>Tonight’s comic thinks you’re smart and you should write something.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:24:27 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Clean Room</title>
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<p>I am both sick and hungry right now thinking about this.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:53:39 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>@rstevens Fun Zone / Email List &amp; RSS</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p>Blogging stresses me out. Emails don't, for some reason.</p>

<p>I need to keep a record of what I'm thinking about and might as well share it with folks who might be interested. It'll be thoughts on staying alive as a nerd on the internet. A little business, a little gadgetry, a little art and writing, and a few dick jokes. It'll probably be 1-2 posts a week until it's done. Hoping to do the first one tomorrow.</p>

<p>You can read two ways: I've got a <a href="http://eepurl.com/xqP_f">Mailchimp email list here</a> and a <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/edgecase.xml">hand-made artisanal RSS feed here</a>.</p>

<p>Emails will be coming from dieselsweeties@mac.com and I'll try to reply to anything thoughtful.</p>

<p>I know this is terribly old-fashioned, but I'm very wizened.</p>]]></description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:22:39 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Le Chatroom Noir</title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:06:04 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>Into the Slosh Pit</title>
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<p>I've never actually been drunk, but I can still make up new terms for it!</p>]]></description>
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<p>Butts are complicated.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Real Secrets of Webcomics #269</title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 00:13:34 -0400</pubDate>
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            <title>The Cruelty of Optimism</title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:01:49 -0400</pubDate>
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