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    <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:19:50 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Web: Pint the Legend</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2318</link>
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<p>Hope you're not gone for the weekend yet! I have something silly to show you once the DNS settles.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>DS Web: Yeast Infractions</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:40:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Clango&apos;s Closet :: Pink Canadian Edition</title>
      <link>http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/clangos-closet</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Canada day! This week's offerings are four-fold.</p>

<p><a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/stickers">Bacon is a Vegetable and Ten Ninjas stickers</a> are finally back in stock! These are bigger than last time and in-stock today. (hopefully more stickers next week)</p>

<p>I had Dr. T-Shirt do up an *amazing* little run of <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/yarn-core-knitting-shirt-fuchsia">fuschia Yarncore shirts</a>. We've got these in stock as well! I'm not gonna lie, I did these mostly because I wanted another bright pink shirt.</p>

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<p>Lastly! I'm bringing the current <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/pixel-canada-shirt">pixelated Canadian flag shirt</a> to an end. You can scoop up the rest of the stock for only $13 while it lasts.</p>

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      <title>DS Web: Cone of Silence</title>
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      <title>DS Web: A Lactose of Tactose</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:30:47 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Print Archives Fixed</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[For those who missed having it, you can read the archives of the <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/print/">newspaper version of Diesel Sweeties</a> again. Not sure what broke it, but it broke it pretty hard!]]></description>
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      <title>DS Web: But Since You Ruined It, You Can Take Me Out To Dinner</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2314</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:04:59 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Blog: Invisible Giraffe Shirt Photos</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>You don't <em>have</em> to be a stylish lady from Massachusetts to look good in an <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/invisible-giraffe-shirt">Invisible Giraffe shirt</a>, but you can be!
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:46:12 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Web: His Moral Compass</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2313</link>
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<p>Wherein we call waaaaaaay back to DS <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/703">#703</a>, <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/704">#704</a> & <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/705">#705</a> for a little avenging!</p>]]></description>
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      <title>R.I.P., Michael Jackson</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Sadness. Michael Jackson died today. I'm listening to Thriller on Twitter at 9PM Eastern with whoever would like to join in.  (I'm <a href="http://twitter.com/rstevens">@rstevens</a> and the plan is for the full album)</p>

<p>You may, of course, adjust your musical tributes to taste.</p>

<p><img src="http://dieselsweeties.com/lj/thriller400.png" alt="michael jackson thriller pixel art" /></p>]]></description>
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      <title>DS Web: Heaven Is A Place With No Dress Code</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:08:44 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Shirts: Clango&apos;s Closet Endangered Species Edition</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/blog/?p=484</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>No new designs this week: Dr. T-Shirt is overloaded getting everyone ready for San Diego Comic-Con, so I'm not going to add to his troubles this week. But I have some good news!</p>

<p>The first run of <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/invisible-giraffe-shirt">Invisible Giraffe shirts</a> are in and shipping. (we're just waiting on womens XLs) People really, really, really liked this one, so I'm bringing it back as a permanent shirt!</p>

<p>I'm also doing a one week $15 deal on <b>Math Madness</b> deal on <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/cherry-pi-shirt">Cherry Pi</a> and <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/pac-math-shirt">Pac-Math</a> shirts.</p>

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      <title>DS Web: Stick It To The Man, Peter</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2311</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:26:33 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Blog: Trek/Track/Truck</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/blog/?p=480</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>San Diego Comic-Con is in a month. Dumbrella will be there as alway, right near and hovering slightly above the other webcomics folks.</p>

<p>I seriously, utterly, totally do not feel like flying. I hate the stress, the timing, the scowling, the x-rays. (on the last flight I took, they x-rayed my laptop so hard the flash drive cooked)</p>

<p>So! When faced by certain irradiation, one does what one must do as an American. One takes a land-based adventure! My current debate is between the flexibility of a solo road trip and the brainlessness of taking the train.</p>

<p>I love driving and have road tripped to SD twice before. Plusses: my own timetable, a quiet room every night, rest stops, last minute merchandise and book carrying power. Minuses: less safe, can't read a book while moving.</p>

<p>Amtrak calls to me for some strange reason. Plusses: no thinking, safer, can walk around the train all day, can read and use my 3G card, moves while sleeping. (And well, it's good enough for <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/joe-biden-fan-club-shirt">Joe Biden.</a>) Minuses: on a schedule, possible delays, sharing tiny bathrooms and having no escape from sweaty humans.</p>

<p>I've never ridden Amtrak. My first extended train ride was the Eurostar from London to Paris, which reduced me to tears of mechanized joy. I'd love to hear about your experiences on trains and photos if possible!</p>

<p>Yes, I know flying is faster and cheaper. I never take a break and go anywhere, though. This is my treat and vacation before the hell of a big con.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>DS Web: Time Seals All Wombs</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2310</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:22:26 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Web: Non-Denominational Worship</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2309</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/strips/sw2309.png" alt="it's the thought at the ATM that counts" /></p>

<p>2012 is almost upon us! <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/best-before-december-21-2012-shirt">This shirt's</a> solar cycle ends Wednesday.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:04:08 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Web: Many Happy Retorts</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2308</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/strips/sw2308.png" alt="happy birthday to me, oh wait it is not the last one!" /></p>

<p>Have a lovely weekend, my pets. Beyond my two cats, I hope all you humans and fathers have a nice weekend as well. I'll be around!</p>]]></description>
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      <title>DS Web: Not Cannon</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2307</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/strips/sw2307.gif" alt="kitten laser pointer assassin" />]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:31:51 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Clango&apos;s Closet: Mayan I Borrow a Calendar?</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/blog/?p=476</link>
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<p>I've been wanting to post this shirt for a few solar cycles now. <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/clangos-closet">"Best Before December 21, 2012"</a> may not be true if we wind up attaining cosmic enlightenment, but it'll be quite accurate if the world ends.</p>

<p>This shirt's available for pre-order until 6/24 and only $15 in <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/clangos-closet">Clango's Closet.</a></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:51:49 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Web: Anything With Marshmallows, Sweet Thing</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2306</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:51:32 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Web: Fast Break</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2305</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/strips/sw2305.png" alt="cookies, milk, spoon" />]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:02:32 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Web: Rejected Record Company Slogans of the Interweb Age</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2304</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/strips/sw2304.png" alt="free music isn't free unless it is" />]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:51:01 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Web: Guess Which Part of Him Rises in the East?</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2303</link>
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<p>Voted comic most likely to be something I worry about 2009.</p>

<p>Have a lovely weekend! I'm going to pick some stuff up at <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/">Dr. T-Shirt's</a> place and clean a mess of mess at home.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>DS Web: Both How I&apos;m Livin&apos; and My Pixels Are Large</title>
      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2302</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:57:07 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Web: Unlimited Dating Plans</title>
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<p><a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/clangos-closet">Clango's Closet:</a> Last day for Invisible Giraffes! First day for embroidered Pixel Skull golf shirts!</p>]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:46:57 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>DS Web: Scratch and Whine</title>
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      <title>Concentions: I&apos;m in NYC for MOCCA this weekend</title>
      <link>http://moccany.org/artfest09-main.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Ahoy!</p>

<p>I will also be in New Yorkland this weekend for the <a href="http://moccany.org/artfest09-main.html">MOCCA Art Fest</a>. I'll have many socks, <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/books">CRUSH ALL HU-MANS books</a> and a few squishy <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/plush-all-hu-mans-red-robot-squishable">plush Red Robots</a>.</p>

<p>We'll be at or around table #523.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>DS Web: Stalin For Time</title>
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      <title>Clango&apos;s Closet: Reign of the Invisible Giraffe</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>I will not lie to you. This week's <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/clangos-closet">Clango's Closet limited run shirt</a> is a little late. I had about five on the drawing board and nothing was screaming <em>WEAR ME,</em> so I scrapped 'em all, shut off the autopilot and landed the plane on manual. This little guy popped into my head and wouldn't let go until he was drawn.</p><p>Apologies for the fact that <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/invisible-giraffe-shirt">Invisible Giraffe</a> is American Apparel only for now. These weekly shirts are all about experimenting and trying new things and I had a really specific color in mind for this one.</p><p>Hope you like it!</p><p><a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/invisible-giraffe-shirt"><img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/lj/invisiblegiraffe400.gif" alt="invisible giraffe shirt" /></a></p>]]></description>
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      <title>DS Web: Right Generation. Wrong Decade</title>
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<p>Last day for <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/gonk-gonk-power-posse-shirt">GONK GONK Power Posse</a> and <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/pip-pip-monocle-moon-man-shirt">Pip! Pip! The Monocle Moon Man</a> shirts! This week's surprise will be up sometime today.</p>]]></description>
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<p>All these trees having unprotected sex and I'm the one who pays for it.</p>]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 23:11:27 -0400</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/blog/?p=451</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Summer!</strong> The season of the year when there's time to experiment. <strong>My hard drives and notebooks!</strong> The home of way too many unused t-shirt ideas.</p>

<p>I'm going use this as a chance to try out lots of new stuff and do reprints of the most requested discontinued shirts. There are lots of art styles, jokes and colors I haven't had a chance to work with lately, so let's have a little fun.</p>

<p>This week's offerings: a glow-in-the-dark reprint of the <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/gonk-gonk-power-posse-shirt">GONK GONK Power Posse shirt</a> and <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/pip-pip-monocle-moon-man-shirt">Pip! Pip! The Monocle Moon Man</a>. They're both only $15 because we're only printing them once and not keeping a stock.</p>

<p>The plan is to do these from <strong>Wednesday</strong> to <strong>Wednesday</strong> every week- watch this page, the <a href="feed://www.dieselsweeties.com/ds-unifeed.xml">DS RSS feed</a> or <a href="http://twitter.com/rstevens">@rstevens on Twitter</a> for updates.</p>

<p><a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/pip-pip-monocle-moon-man-shirt"><img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/lj/pippipmonoclemoon400.gif" alt="that's no moon shirt" /></a></p>

<p><a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/gonk-gonk-power-posse-shirt"><img src="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/lj/gonkposseshirt400.gif" alt="gonk gonk shirt" /></a></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 12:53:27 -0400</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2292</link>
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<p>A desktop of the last panel of <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2291">yesterday's comic</a> is <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/lj/getscrewedequally-marriage-1280.gif">here</a> by request! It's 1280x1024, crop or extend as you like.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 23:12:33 -0400</pubDate>
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<p>Prop 8 was on everybody's mind today, this comic inspired by <a href="http://twitter.com/warrenellis/status/1927347846">a @warrenellis tweet.</a></p>

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<p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/boing-boing-video/">Xeni Jardin</a> is in the rural Guatemalan highlands working with a nonprofit whose projects include a women's micro-economic development collective, and a potable water initiative with help from Engineers Without Borders.</p>

<p>It's a real cold part of the country so she brought along some extra socks I sent her a while back to give to the kids as gifts- hearts and clouds were popular but the kids natural instincts told them to be wary of killer robots. Kids are smart.</p>

<p>She almost got in trouble with local elders over the "naked lady" on the label but another of the kids pointed out the bathing suit and smoothed it over.</p>

<p>As rough as it's been in the more developed world lately, it doesn't hold a candle to being without clean water in a freezing mountain village. Take a moment to wish Xeni and her friends good luck. She's the most adventurous person I know and does stuff I can't even fathom doing. </p>

<p>Guatemala's been a scary place lately and she's also reporting a lot about it on BB and <a href="http://boingboing.net/2009/05/14/guatemala-twittering.html">Twitter.</a> I don't know if American TV is really covering the <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/12/guatemala-slain-lawy.html">scandal and protests</a>, but it's really worth following the situation down there. It's a lot closer to us than you'd think.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Have a lovely weekend. I'll be around if anyone needs me! The <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/">DS 7th Android-Versary Sale</a> is still rocking until the end of the month!</p>]]></description>
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<p>It's been just about seven years since I quit working for the man to draw comics and sell stuff on the internet. I would say that I was working for the man because it was a horrendously large corporation the likes of which Dilbert would be comfortable at, but I technically worked for a very nice lady.</p>

<p>I'm not sure when I posted the first comic in the spring of 2000, but I'll always remember Memorial Day Weekend 2002 as the first and only time I was excited about that holiday.</p>

<p>I make less money, work longer hours and have to pay for my own equipment… but I've never done anything this long without wanting to quit. Thanks again for all your support over the years! Let's make it an even decade.</p>


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<p>Please enjoy a <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/">free domestic shipping sale</a>, <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/collections/socks">$5 pixel socks</a>, a torrent of <a href="http://twitter.com/rstevens">tweets</a> and some <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/ebooks/">free PDF ebooks</a> of Diesel Sweeties to celebrate! It is a pretty rough economy to be self-employed in, but I'll be damned if I'm ever gonna give up. Every page you click, link you send a friend and <a href="http://store.dieselsweeties.com/">shirt</a> you buy helps!</p>]]></description>
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<p>Ah, sisters. Nobody knows you like family.</p>


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