Tonight’s “vampire as unattainable sexy gay guy” theory comic comes courtesy of this Esquire piece. Not sure I agree, but it’s a very curious take.

If you’d like to check out or link yesterday’s infinite galactic canvas comic in its proper context, here’s a permanent version.

I love making Halloween t-shirts. This little idea smacked me in the head pretty hard a few weeks ago, so I drew it up early! It’s up for pre-order today and we’re going to keep it around until 10/15. (Exactly one month)

All my skull socks, shirts and Wink the Ghost are on the Halloween shirts page, too.

Impossibilities lead to interesting questions.

Tonight’s comic was a rough one to edit because, let’s face it, there’s no sexiest and least sexy musician or album. Not in any absolute sense. I went with a Thriller/Purple Rain combo because they have a relationship as artifacts of the eighties and their creators bring with them plenty of baggage.

I almost swapped out Prince for P.J. Harvey, Cat Power Metric or Giant Drag. I almost swapped out Michael Jackson for Aphex Twin or Captain Beefheart. But then I started thinking, “There are people out there who have sex to Trout Mark Replica!”

There are probably people out there who do it to the Ewok Yub Yub song. There are probably people who make out to the theme from Speed Racer. I probably know some of them.

The big question today- what are your sexiest and least sexy albums or artists? I chose what I chose for the sake of the joke. What do you choose for the sake of romance? I’ll remix the best answer into a new version of the comic.