lil sis, red robot : i used to believe that bacon made everything better. then i realized humans were nothing but bacon with opposable thumbs! what's it like being a member of a species so bad you ruined bacon? since when do you eat? you don't even have a mouth. don't count my holes! that's rude.

Bacongineering

Here's the thing about bacon: Some say bacon makes everything better. I counter that bacon is still subject to the same laws of physics as non-bacon foodstuffs.

– @rstevens





lil sis, red robot : i used to believe that bacon made everything better. then i realized humans were nothing but bacon with opposable thumbs! what's it like being a member of a species so bad you ruined bacon? since when do you eat? you don't even have a mouth. don't count my holes! that's rude.

Bacongineering

Here's the thing about bacon: Some say bacon makes everything better. I counter that bacon is still subject to the same laws of physics as non-bacon foodstuffs.

– @rstevens