pale suzie, indie rock pete : holding coffee drinking coffee coffee? ha ha, no! i quit all caffeine. coffee was actually making me more tired. i have so much energy now! like a marmot! it's part of my new clean eating regimen. i'm totally blasting my toxins! minutes later... i thought you quit? it doesn't count if i drink it ironically.

Let's All Quit Caffeine and Then Quit Living

Today's comic is not ever, ever, in any way based on real life. Having a human body is painful enough without giving up the best drug.

– @rstevens



SECRET SHIRT DO NOT CLICK



pale suzie, indie rock pete : holding coffee drinking coffee coffee? ha ha, no! i quit all caffeine. coffee was actually making me more tired. i have so much energy now! like a marmot! it's part of my new clean eating regimen. i'm totally blasting my toxins! minutes later... i thought you quit? it doesn't count if i drink it ironically.

Let's All Quit Caffeine and Then Quit Living

Today's comic is not ever, ever, in any way based on real life. Having a human body is painful enough without giving up the best drug.

– @rstevens

SECRET SHIRT DO NOT CLICK