lil sis, red robot, covered in blood, skull : you put that santa juice back inside his meat thermos this instant! i would, but santa's not real. you take that back! i deserve the comfort of superstition! what if i volunteer to be your crimson gift-giver? are the gifts human skulls? you ruined the surprise!

It Wasn't a Surprise to Anyone

Humans are like juice boxes, only juice boxes don't complain.

– @rstevens





lil sis, red robot, covered in blood, skull : you put that santa juice back inside his meat thermos this instant! i would, but santa's not real. you take that back! i deserve the comfort of superstition! what if i volunteer to be your crimson gift-giver? are the gifts human skulls? you ruined the surprise!

It Wasn't a Surprise to Anyone

Humans are like juice boxes, only juice boxes don't complain.

– @rstevens