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Beam Me Up, Zombie

We all agree everyone on Star Trek dies when they use the transporter, right?

Six of my favorite shirts are $13 until Monday, 5/28. Sizes *will* run out.

🌸 Check 'em out here. 🌸

This is one of my favorite weeks of the year- the anniversary of quitting my extremely boring corporate job to have a lot less money but want to punch far fewer people.

Let's celebrate by making some space in my warehouse!

😚✨🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

And one more thing: Everything on my LAST CALL page is just $5 until Monday. There's some good, weird stuff in there. Some of it glows in the dark.

LAST CALL T-SHIRT ZONE ASSEMBLE!

Thanks for sticking around so long.

– @rstevens



SECRET SHIRT DO NOT CLICK



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Beam Me Up, Zombie

We all agree everyone on Star Trek dies when they use the transporter, right?

Six of my favorite shirts are $13 until Monday, 5/28. Sizes *will* run out.

🌸 Check 'em out here. 🌸

This is one of my favorite weeks of the year- the anniversary of quitting my extremely boring corporate job to have a lot less money but want to punch far fewer people.

Let's celebrate by making some space in my warehouse!

😚✨🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

And one more thing: Everything on my LAST CALL page is just $5 until Monday. There's some good, weird stuff in there. Some of it glows in the dark.

LAST CALL T-SHIRT ZONE ASSEMBLE!

Thanks for sticking around so long.

– @rstevens

SECRET SHIRT DO NOT CLICK