The Robocratic Party has many proposals which we feel would benefit the future of the nation and the world. First and foremost on our agenda is the establishment of a network of atomic-powered orbital superlasers which can be used for a myriad of peaceful (and horrific) purposes.
Imagine the destruction that could be prevented (or caused) if only a raging hurricane could be simply steamed away by a series of coherent light pulses from space? Imagine a world where sweeping beams of energy dig canals, bringing modern irrigation to previously remote and dry locations? A nation with orbital lasers would also never need an army and would never have to participate in a war. This country could simply dictate terms to the rest of the world, bringing peace and stability to everyone!
I want to live in this world. Will you live in it with me?
