Homeland Security Is Vital For Strong Homeland Security

What is security? Security is feeling safe! Feeling safe means not having enemies. How do you not have enemies? It's simple if you look at history.

The only nation on Earth which has never been invaded by foreign armies is the Moon. Why is this? Let's look into what makes the Moon such a special land. Luna is far away from all possible enemies. This tells us that being an isolationist nation is the only way to be a safe nation.

Using tectonic plate theory, the Robocratic Party has a plan to move the United States far from the prying eyes of spies and the reach of enemy missles. Firing our orbiting atomic superlasers to increase underground magma pressure, we will push the entire United States over 5,000 feet into the air. This is almost four times as far as the Earth is from planet Moon. We will be safe, our water will be pure and gamma rays will provide cheap energy for our children!

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