The Seven Dollar Shirt Surprise Sale

The NeverLame Ranch is getting pretty cluttered these days. I've got about Seven BOXES of odds n' ends from discontinued t-shirt designs and I'd love your help clearing them out. After spending almost five years selling t-shirts on the inter-webs, we've built up a pretty big pile of remnants and leftovers!

These shirts are all designs which were discontinued at some point and put into storage. We could have kept selling them but we only had a few sizes left in each style. All shirts are "good as new" and are selling about equal to or less than what I paid for them.

When these are gone, they are GONE. It may be another five years before we have enough leftover shirts to do something like this again.

All shirts on this page cost $7. You may order as many shirts as you like. You pay shipping on the first shirt & the second shirt onward ships for free. If you order a bunch of shirts & we do not have enough different designs in your size, you will be refunded for the overage. You will NOT receive two of the same design unless you ask for that specifically.

If you want more than one shirt in the same size, simply keep clicking it or just adjust the quantity in the Paypal shopping cart.

You can't pick a specific design because I can't guarantee we have it in your size. You're buying a surprise– that's why it's so cheap! However, you CAN specify if there is a color or two you absolutely cannot wear or if you really do not want a politically-oriented t-shirt. (Robocratic, Sexy war Criminal or "Not All Jerks")

****Welcome Preshrunk readers! You missed most of the remnant sale, but anyone who types "Preshrunk sent me" into the paypal comments box when buying a regularly-priced DS shirt, baby doll or American Apparel item (including pixel panties) will receive "hella free stickers" with our compliments.****

Regular Shirts :: $7 + shipping

Alas, poor EXTRA SMALL We knew you well.

Your tag said SMALL... But to us you were a hero. Never Forget.

Seven Dollar Surprise MEDIUM WIPED OUT, NOT UNLIKE THE JEDI

SEE YOU LATER, LARGE Extinct like the mighty Diplodocus.

BYE-BYE EXTRA LARGE Your sacrifice will be remembered.

IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU, 2XL! See you on the ouija board.

3XL, THE SIZE, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND Truly a size for champions. You will be missed.

Baby Doll Shirts :: $7 + shipping

THERE ARE A *FEW* BABY DOLLS LEFT IN EACH SIZE

BABY DOLL SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE & XL You were a cunning warrior ... and a good friend. Sorry I cut your legs off!

Here are most of the remaindered designs:

Both Clango Head Shirts
The MANTASTIC shirt. (Metal Steve's favorite band) Roger the Cat Shirt. Still one of my favorites.
PVP Character Skull looked good in pixels. Super Underpant Quick Change!	Robocratic is 2-sided with silver ink. The white "We Are Not All Jerks" anti-war shirt made it to quite a few protests.
Torpor is done helping except for a select few people.	Same for Uncle Grandpa.