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Secret Kisses Shirt,
Herschl the Hook-Up Hare Edition
We know you don't actually need help getting people to kiss you. What you need is help speeding up the process! Getting the word out! Advertising!
Here's how it works: We print the design in white ink on a black t-shirt. Then, we print OVER the design with white glow ink... except for the secret message.
When you expose it to a black light or take it into the dark, you can both see the design AND read the message. Sexy Genius.
White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black Hanes Beefy-T, American Apparel Mens Tee or Bella women's tee.
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Black Bella Women's Baby Doll Shirt
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Secret Kisses Shirt,
Tinker The True Love Tortoise Edition
Making the first move isn't easy. Lots of people spend years secretly lusting for someone, completely unable to say how they feel.
Sometimes these people die alone and unloved!
This extremely handy t-shirt makes expressing your feelings as easy as hitting a light switch. It also has the bonus ability to be played off "as just a gag" if your intended love winds up not sharing your infatuation. Science prevails!
Here's how it works: We print the design in white ink on a black t-shirt. Then, we print OVER the design with white glow ink... except for the secret message.
When you expose it to a black light or take it into the dark, you can both see the design AND read the message. Sexy Genius.
White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black Hanes Beefy-T, American Apparel Mens Tee or Bella women's tee.
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Black Bella Women's Baby Doll Shirt
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Lil' Sis' Heart Shirt
Pink & white on original red or Emo Black Hanes Beefy-T or Bella baby doll shirt. Life meters were never more stylish. This is my personal favorite.
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Lil' Sis' Heart Shirt
Pink & white on original red or Emo Black Hanes Beefy-T or Bella baby doll shirt. Life meters were never more stylish. This is my personal favorite.
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"Carbon Dating" Shirt
Love is a chemical reaction, and a chemical reaction can tell you a lot about your love.
Glow-in-the-dark ink on black Hanes Beefy-T, American Apparel Mens Tee or Bella women's tee.
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I Screw Robots Shirt
White & black ringer tee with two colored lovable design on the front. Why love when you can screw?
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Pixel Socks!
These are the real deal! Stretchy, comfortable knitted socks patterned with Red Robot and Defaultie The Student Loan Owl.
I produced these with Sock It To Me, a crack squad of foot experts from Portland, Oregon. I'm wearing the samples now and love how they feel. One size fits most.
75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex.
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Red Robot Knee Socks
U.S.A./Canada
$6.99 + free shipping
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Pixel Owl Knee Socks
U.S.A./Canada
$6.99 + free shipping
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Red Robot Mens Socks
U.S.A./Canada
$6.99 + free shipping
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Red Robot Knee Socks
International
$6.99 + $3.00 shipping
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Pixel Owl Knee Socks
International
$6.99 + $3.00 shipping
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Red Robot Mens Socks
International
$6.99 + $3.00 shipping
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Get all three for only $16.99!
(Mix and match in the order comments or by email with a copy of your receipt)
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Pixel Sock 3-Pack
U.S.A./Canada
$16.99 + free shipping
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Pixel Sock 3-Pack
International
$16.99 + $6.00 shipping
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"Signs Point to Yes" Panty
You could just say "C'mere, hot stuff," but this is more likely to make you seem like the dirty, devious planning type.
Black AA panty with white glow ink, more info here.
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"Ask Again Later" Panty
Antcipation is hotter than consummation. Look it up in the dictionary.
Black AA panty with white glow ink, more info here.
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"My Sources Say No" Panty
You could say that you have a headache, but the bedroom is no place for clichés!
Black AA panty with white glow ink, more info here.
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Buy all three & the shipping is free!
Shipping is free in U.S. & Canada. Discount shipping to the rest of the world. Predict-O-Panty Pack is one of each style.
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SORRY, NO RETURNS ON PANTIES for what are hopefully obvious and understandable reasons.
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Pixel Commie Panty
The workers are revolting ... in your pants! Hammer & sickle, meet hips & buttocks.
Red AA panty, more info here.
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"Mrrow!" Panty
What says "I'm in the mood" like a tiny black kitten?
White AA panty with 2-color print, more info here.
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"Read Me First" Panty
Encourage cunniform linguists to "look you in the waist when they talk to you." Inspired by this comic.
Charcoal AA panty, more info here.
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Pixel Skull Panty
Is your crotch a harbinger of death? Do sparks fly and eyes melt when the ark of your covenant is opened?
Death Black AA panty, more info here.
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Pixel Heart Panty
Are your genitals on a mission of hope and mercy, destined to bring peace to a world at war? Do you just want to look cute(r)?
Red AA panty, more info here.
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Buy all five & the shipping is free!
Shipping is free in U.S. & Canada. Discount shipping to the rest of the world. Pixel Panty Pack is one of each style.
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SORRY, NO RETURNS ON PANTIES for what are hopefully obvious and understandable reasons.
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