Lord Taco-Puss, The World’s Worst Cat
A history of the Lord Taco-Puss, the grossest of cats…
We first met Lord Taco-Puss when Clango was dating Pale Suzie:
We then learned his secret mission:
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Later, we found out that Suzie has a bias against cute kittens:
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But when his contract ran out, L.T.P. bluffed Suzie and walked off the job to get more money:
Luckily, his bluff ended when he found out that being a lousy cat is not exactly an in-demand skill set:
You’ll note that Clango doesn’t remember L.T.P. in this one. His memory was wiped back in this storyline, which began with Wii sports, suspicions of cheating and ended in a laser attack, a giant magnet and rediscovery of ex-girlfriend and kitten.








