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Lord Taco-Puss, The World’s Worst Cat

A history of the Lord Taco-Puss, the grossest of cats…

We first met Lord Taco-Puss when Clango was dating Pale Suzie:

meeting lord taco puss

meeting lord taco puss

We then learned his secret mission:

meeting lord taco puss

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Later, we found out that Suzie has a bias against cute kittens:

little kitten butt

little kitten butt

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But when his contract ran out, L.T.P. bluffed Suzie and walked off the job to get more money:

the cat whose contract ran out

the cat whose contract ran out

Luckily, his bluff ended when he found out that being a lousy cat is not exactly an in-demand skill set:

the face end or the funk end?

You’ll note that Clango doesn’t remember L.T.P. in this one. His memory was wiped back in this storyline, which began with Wii sports, suspicions of cheating and ended in a laser attack, a giant magnet and rediscovery of ex-girlfriend and kitten.

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