metal steve, csstine : csstine! i need your help. it's my computer. what's wrong, steve? i keep trying to boot up and open excel- >but everything >is green text on >a black screen egad! this is serious. >is my laptop >going to be >ok, doc? i'm afraid... it's terminal.

Diagnosis: MODEM

I make no apologies for this amazing pun. Should I apologize for this pun? Perhaps. But I cannot.

I had to take it... to term.

– @rstevens





metal steve, csstine : csstine! i need your help. it's my computer. what's wrong, steve? i keep trying to boot up and open excel- >but everything >is green text on >a black screen egad! this is serious. >is my laptop >going to be >ok, doc? i'm afraid... it's terminal.

Diagnosis: MODEM

I make no apologies for this amazing pun. Should I apologize for this pun? Perhaps. But I cannot.

I had to take it... to term.

– @rstevens