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Dialogue and keywords to help Google: should i get a boob job? : you want an honest opinion, or am i free to hit on you? : honest opinion. : i wouldn't buy now. wait for the market to bottom out. : speaking of bottoms, butts are in right now. boobs are out. : if it were my portfolio, i'd exercise and work on my ass for free, while investing my capital in precious metals. : platinum or silver facial piercings, for example. : by the time the market recovers, you'll wanna lose the rings to get a real job anyway. : at that point, you've thought hard about the surgery and have cash to pay for it! : the worst inflation of all is paying interest on breast implants. : you spend a lot of time thinking about this. : it's important to learn to jiggle within your means.
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