"Self-Insertion Comics Starring Captain Scranton"
rstevens : joe biden : sweet joe biden costume! : costume, my working- class ass! : you're literally joe biden? : god love me, i am literally joe biden. : yay! i'm one radioactive spider bite from having all my dreams come true : i was flattered you asked for me instead of barack. : he's the guy i aspire to be, but you're the guy i could be. : you make me proud to be a well-meaning loudmouth who talks and talks until he runs out of space in the word balloon : someone who against all odds has great luck with the ladies. : someone who sees the number two slot as more than a source of fertilizer : and most of all, loves his job even when people don't take him seriously : please tell me you aren't registered to vote.